{"id":670,"date":"2025-03-09T12:32:30","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T16:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/?p=670"},"modified":"2025-03-09T21:07:20","modified_gmt":"2025-03-10T01:07:20","slug":"epic-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"Epic failure"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4352.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Humpty Dumpty<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I researched these bags and purchased based on their roll-ability and packability in cubes. Well I\u2019ve re-named them Humpty Dumpty. My bags may have had center of gravity issues. When I pulled it, it would roll over uncontrollably. That\u2019s not what I want to do this whole trip so now I have Luigi. He\u2019s an italian guy with sexy wheels and can lead the dance we call travel with ease. He\u2019s sleek and modern and rolls with just my pinky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve got a pattern of trying to reduce baggage so we don\u2019t have to check it but both in England and Sicily I\u2019ve failed. Now we have two new suitcases to show for it and yes, the elephant in the room is the bidet. We have to google how to use it properly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4412-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4412-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4412-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4412-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4412.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In 30 minutes we meet our tour guide and group. Andiamo! That\u2019s let\u2019s go in Italian. Chao!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>~Diane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I researched these bags and purchased based on their roll-ability and packability in cubes. Well I\u2019ve re-named them Humpty Dumpty. My bags may have had center of gravity issues. When I pulled it, it would roll over uncontrollably. That\u2019s not what I want to do this whole trip so now I have Luigi. He\u2019s an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-sicily-2025"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}