{"id":1095,"date":"2026-01-16T16:11:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-16T21:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2026-01-16T16:11:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T21:11:20","slug":"im-in-the-spanish-army-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/?p=1095","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m In The (Spanish) Army Now"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7050-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-1089\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7050-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7050-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7050-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7050.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Please add a fuse on top near the cannon\u2019s breach, and the fuse has been lit and sparkling. Also, add a lit match in my right hand, held at the lit end of the fuse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"747\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7070-747x1024.png\" class=\"wp-image-1090\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7070-747x1024.png 747w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7070-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7070-768x1052.png 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7070.png 864w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Please add a puff of smoke and flames at the end of the cannon muzzle, as if the cannon had just been fired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"747\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7071-747x1024.png\" class=\"wp-image-1094\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7071-747x1024.png 747w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7071-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7071-768x1052.png 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7071.png 864w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Please dress me in the armor that Spanish soldiers in the 16th century would wear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"747\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7077-747x1024.png\" class=\"wp-image-1091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7077-747x1024.png 747w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7077-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7077-768x1052.png 768w, https:\/\/cejavu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/img_7077.png 864w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please add a fuse on top near the cannon\u2019s breach, and the fuse has been lit and sparkling. Also, add a lit match in my right hand, held at the lit end of the fuse. Please add a puff of smoke and flames at the end of the cannon muzzle, as if the cannon had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-silver-waves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1096,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cejavu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}